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# wpnnoise.txt contains the messages of randart weapons with the noise property
# and of the noisy unrandart items, like the Singing Sword. To make an entry
# for a noisy unrandart weapon, make the entry's key exactly the same as the
# weapon's name, but all lower case.
#
# For an explanation of how to read wpnnoise.txt and how to add new messages,
# see monster_speech.txt in the docs/develop/ directory.
###############################################################################
# Contents:
# - Shield of the Gong
# - Noisy randarts
# - The Singing Sword
###############################################################################
###############################################################################
#
# The SHIELD OF THE GONG can be struck in different ways.
#
###############################################################################
###############################################################################
%%%%
shield of the gong
w:40
GONNNNG!
BOUMMMMG!
PTOANNNG!
PANG!
BONNNG!
# scraping hit
SHROANNG!
###############################################################################
###############################################################################
#
# NOISY WEAPONS like to chatter and imitate dungeon noises.
#
# All speech below (apart from SOUND:You hear @weapon_noise@) is also used
# for the Singing Sword. Note that @Your_weapon@ will be resolved into
# "The Singing Sword" or "Your [weapon]", respectively (noisy_equipment() in
# shouts.cc).
#
###############################################################################
###############################################################################
%%%%
noisy weapon
w:30
@weapon_chatter@
w:28
@weapon_noises@
w:2
@instrumental_noises@
w:20
SOUND:You hear @weapon_noise@
###############################################################################
# Weapon chatter.
###############################################################################
%%%%
weapon_chatter
@Your_weapon@ shouts, "Whoopee!"
@Your_weapon@ argues with itself.
@Your_weapon@ complains about the scenery.
@Your_weapon@ says, "I'm bored."
@Your_weapon@ shouts out instructions!
@Your_weapon@ says, "Ssh! Did you hear that?"
@Your_weapon@ cheers you on.
@Your_weapon@ intones a prayer.
@Your_weapon@ calls out a warning!
@Your_weapon@ chatters happily.
@Your_weapon@ recites a poem.
@Your_weapon@ prattles on and on.
@Your_weapon@ inquires about your family.
@Your_weapon@ comments on the weather.
@Your_weapon@ regales you with its life story.
@Your_weapon@ speaks gibberish.
@Your_weapon@ raves incoherently.
@Your_weapon@ shouts, "Help!"
@Your_weapon@ cracks jokes of @questionable@ humour.
@Your_weapon@ dwells on sagas on the glory of old.
@Your_weapon@ belts out, "Dying in battle is most honourable!"
@Your_weapon@ gleefully confesses its misdeeds.
w:30
@rare_chatter@
%%%%
rare_chatter
@Your_weapon@ shouts, "This level is mine! Um, ours."
@Your_weapon@ cries, "Don't ditch me yet! I promise to be forever silent."
@Your_weapon@ groans, "That's what you call fighting?"
@Your_weapon@ shouts, "Left! No, no, right!".
@Your_weapon@ says, "Why don't you say something for a change?"
@Your_weapon@ asks, "Did you take a vow of silence?"
@Your_weapon@ says, "You can tell me everything! I can keep a secret!"
###############################################################################
# Weapon noises.
###############################################################################
%%%%
weapon_noises
@Your_weapon@ growls menacingly.
@Your_weapon@ sputters and hisses.
@Your_weapon@ hollers!
@Your_weapon@ pants and wheezes.
@Your_weapon@ barks abruptly.
@Your_weapon@ sighs.
@Your_weapon@ wails.
@Your_weapon@ howls like a wolf.
@Your_weapon@ whimpers.
@Your_weapon@ screams hysterically.
@Your_weapon@ hiccups loudly.
@Your_weapon@ howls with laughter!
@Your_weapon@ erupts into laughter!
@Your_weapon@ suddenly bursts into laughter!
@Your_weapon@ laughs crazily.
@Your_weapon@ starts to sob noisily.
@Your_weapon@ goes tick-tock.
@Your_weapon@ burps!
@Your_weapon@ goes snicker-snack!
@Your_weapon@ lets out a mournful sigh.
@Your_weapon@ yells in some weird language.
@Your_weapon@ makes a horrible noise.
@Your_weapon@ makes a deep moaning sound.
@Your_weapon@ gives off a wolf whistle.
@Your_weapon@ wails.
@Your_weapon@ giggles.
@Your_weapon@ lets out a whoop!
@Your_weapon@ yawns loudly.
@Your_weapon@ cries out!
@Your_weapon@ swears loudly.
@Your_weapon@ coughs loudly.
@Your_weapon@ burbles away merrily.
@Your_weapon@ gurgles.
@Your_weapon@ suddenly shrieks!
@Your_weapon@ cackles.
@Your_weapon@ warbles.
@Your_weapon@ snorts.
@Your_weapon@ makes a deep, guttural noise.
@Your_weapon@ gives off a sizzling sound.
@Your_weapon@ whistles innocently.
@Your_weapon@ makes a popping sound.
@Your_weapon@ yelps loudly!
@Your_weapon@ cheers!
@Your_weapon@ makes a tutting noise.
@Your_weapon@ parrots the noises around you.
###############################################################################
# Instrumental noises.
###############################################################################
%%%%
instrumental_noises
@Your_weapon@ makes a sound as if to clear its throat.
@Your_weapon@ makes a twanging sound.
@Your_weapon@ chimes melodiously.
@Your_weapon@ chimes harmoniously.
@Your_weapon@ tinkles.
@Your_weapon@ rings like a bell.
@Your_weapon@ imitates a saxophone.
@Your_weapon@ imitates the bagpipes.
@Your_weapon@ emits a flourish of trumpets.
@Your_weapon@ tootles away.
@Your_weapon@ chimes like a gong.
@Your_weapon@ applauds itself.
@Your_weapon@ goes toot-toot!
@Your_weapon@ does a drum roll.
###############################################################################
# Noises for weapons with NOISES property (not used for the Singing Sword)
###############################################################################
%%%%
weapon_noise
############ dungeon noises ############
a shout.
an angry hiss.
a high-pitched scream!
a roar!
a hideous shriek!
a piteous moan.
a screech!
a bellow!
a loud, deep croak!
an angry buzzing noise.
an irritating high-pitched whine.
a splashing noise.
a sizzling sound.
a loud clanging noise!
a grinding noise.
a mighty clap of thunder!
a hideous screaming!
a bark!
a rumbling sound.
a crunching sound.
a distant "Zot"!
the distant roaring of an enraged frog.
############ other noises, usually not found in the dungeon ############
a knock.
a voice calling your name.
a very strange noise.
someone snoring.
the sound of rushing water.
someone calling for help!
strange voices.
maniacal laughter.
snatches of song.
a twanging sound.
the chiming of a distant gong.
the tinkle of an enormous bell.
an echo.
the wailing of sirens.
a flourish of trumpets!
###############################################################################
###############################################################################
#
# The SINGING SWORD
#
###############################################################################
###############################################################################
#
# The Sword operates in three modes: no tension, low tension, high tension.
#
# No tension:
# Speech is very rare, soft (does not wake up monsters), bored or witty,
# sometimes just chatty. The sword is rational, sometimes introspective.
# It is somewhat educated (mostly about music and war) and likes to show off.
#
# Low tension:
# Speech is common, somewhat loud (do wake up nearby monsters) and slightly
# damages everyone in sight. The sword is calm and cool. It enjoys the
# bloodshed, but is sane. Of course, work is more fun with a little tune...
#
# High tension:
# Speech is very common, extremely loud (you may use CAPS) and does more
# damage. Messages are insane, the sword is out of control.
# At high tension, the sword may SCREAM, doing even more damage.
#
#
# Generally, the Sword is arrogant: it sees itself as the main hero, with the
# wielder just being a disposable tool/fool. Also, it does not like allies --
# all the fame belong to our steely hero!
#
# There are some (occasionally modified) lines from actual songs. Those are
# okay to use, but particularly rare.
#
# There are the following types of messages:
# * singing (including composing)
# * speaking
# * real songs (one liners from actual songs, sometimes modified)
# * instruments -- also used for all noisy randarts
# * weapon noises -- the no tension ones used for noisy randarts
# * chatter -- also used for all noisy randarts
#
# no tension low tension high tension (old)
#
# none 1000 100 10
# some speech 7 7 7
#
# singing 50% (40/10) 40% 0% 360/700
# speaking 20% 20% (10/10) 40% (30/10) 138/700
# real songs 1% 1% (0.7/0.3) 1% (0.3/0.7) 12/700
# instruments 12% 16% 20% 90/700
# noises 7% 23% (7/16) 39% (3/36) 50/700
# chatter 10% 0% 0% 50/700
#
###############################################################################
###############################################################################
# Weights for different types of message, depending on tension.
######### silenced, any tension ############
%%%%
singing sword silenced
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ struggles and turns.
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ looks @exasperated@.
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ makes a @sad@ impression.
w:5
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ sulks.
w:1
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ seems to emit steam.
w:1
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ turns @crimson@.
######### no tension ############
%%%%
singing sword no_tension
w:400
@singing_no_tension@
w:100
@singing_no-low_tension@
w:200
@speaking_no_tension@
w:10
@real_song_no_tension@
w:120
@instrumental_noises@
w:70
@weapon_noises@
w:100
@weapon_chatter@
######### low tension ############
%%%%
singing sword low_tension
w:400
@singing_no-low_tension@
w:100
@speaking_low_tension@
w:100
@speaking_low-high_tension@
w:7
@real_song_low_tension@
w:3
@real_song_low-high_tension@
w:160
@instrumental_noises@
w:70
@weapon_noises@
w:160
@weapon_noises_low-high_tension@
######### high tension ############
%%%%
singing sword high_tension
w:300
@speaking_low-high_tension@
w:3
@real_song_low-high_tension@
w:7
@real_song_high_tension@
w:150
@speaking_high_tension@
w:200
@instrumental_noises@
w:30
@weapon_noises@
w:360
@weapon_noises_low-high_tension@
######### SCREAM (high tension + double damage) ############
%%%%
singing sword SCREAM
@SCREAM@
###############################################################################
# Weapon noises for the Singing Sword at low and high tension.
###############################################################################
%%%%
weapon_noises_low-high_tension
w:100
@The_weapon@ @screams@ @screams_how@.
@The_weapon@ @screams@.
@The_weapon@ howls with insane laughter!
@The_weapon@ erupts into mad laughter!
@The_weapon@ suddenly bursts into murderous laughter!
@The_weapon@ laughs in a fit of madness.
@The_weapon@ makes a horrifying noise.
###############################################################################
# Singing or other making of music
# The Singing Sword will happily sing a song during work (i.e. at low tension).
# But it will practise only when properly bored (i.e. at no tension).
###############################################################################
############ singing, no tension ############
%%%%
singing_no_tension
# practising
@The_weapon@ practices its scales.
@The_weapon@ makes a painfully high-pitched squeak.
@The_weapon@ sings an ear-splitting high note.
@The_weapon@ sings a sudden staccato note.
@The_weapon@ sings a quivering drawn-out note.
@The_weapon@ trains the @kind_of_scales@ scales.
@The_weapon@ plays a couple of bars.
@The_weapon@ @nearly_or_clearly@ @hits_or_misses@ the concert pitch.
@The_weapon@ repeatedly practises the high pitch.
@The_weapon@ sings @several@ chords at once.
@The_weapon@ repeatedly practises counterpoints.
############ singing, no or low tension ############
%%%%
singing_no-low_tension
@The_weapon@ breaks into glorious song!
@The_weapon@ sings.
@The_weapon@ @sings_or_whistles@ loudly.
@The_weapon@ sings off-key.
@The_weapon@ whines plaintively.
@The_weapon@ wails mournfully.
@The_weapon@ lilts tunefully.
@The_weapon@ yodels.
@The_weapon@ hums tunelessly.
@The_weapon@ keens wildly.
@The_weapon@ whistles merrily.
#Beethoven
@The_weapon@ goes "Da-da-da-dum".
@The_weapon@ chants serenely.
@The_weapon@ trills happily.
@The_weapon@ launches into yet another solo.
@The_weapon@ emits a series of high-pitched trills.
@The_weapon@ tries to sing in harmony with itself.
@The_weapon@ provides the musical accompaniment for each of your actions.
@The_weapon@ composes a new song.
@The_weapon@ raucously launches into song.
@The_weapon@ merrily whistles a melody.
@The_weapon@ strikes up a @dance@.
@The_weapon@ intones @an_aria_or_fugue@.
@The_weapon@ gives you a private @audition@.
@The_weapon@ @sings_or_hums@ away to itself.
@The_weapon@ lets out a series of bird calls.
@The_weapon@ makes beautiful music.
@The_weapon@ produces a loud orchestral chord.
@The_weapon@ holds a dissonant chord.
@The_weapon@ tunes itself.
@The_weapon@ beats time.
@The_weapon@ pulls all registers.
@The_weapon@ pulls out all the stops.
@The_weapon@ sets up a furious crescendo.
In a hysterical voice, @the_weapon@ strikes up a march.
@The_weapon@ @sings_hums_whistles@ a @what_kind@ @tune_or_melody@.
@The_weapon@ @sings_or_hums@ an eerie @tune_or_melody@.
w:5
@The_weapon@ @sings_or_hums@ a slow and mournful tune.
w:25
@The_weapon@ strikes up @strikes_up_what@.
@The_weapon@ sings, "Tra-la-la..."
@The_weapon@ sings a lullaby.
@The_weapon@ sings a folk song.
@The_weapon@ chants a little melody.
@The_weapon@ sings a deeply moving song.
@The_weapon@ plays a requiem for the unknown sword.
@The_weapon@ hums a slow waltz.
@The_weapon@ sings a little jingle.
@The_weapon@ plays an overture.
@The_weapon@ @composes_or_sings@ a @hymn_or_song@ about @song_theme@.
@The_weapon@ @composes_or_sings@ a hymn praising @player_god@.
@The_weapon@ launches into a @hymn_or_song@ on @song_theme@.
@The_weapon@ @composes_or_sings@ a ballad about your adventures.
@The_weapon@ prematurely composes your obituary.
###############################################################################
# Speaking
###############################################################################
############ speaking, no tension ############
%%%%
speaking_no_tension
@common_speaking_no_tension@
w:1
@rare_speaking_no_tension@
%%%%
common_speaking_no_tension
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Sing along with me!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "One, two, three..."
@The_weapon@ spouts musical wisdom.
@The_weapon@ @points_out@ the lack of singing @not_swords@.
@The_weapon@ embarks on a lengthy monologue about murderous music.
@The_weapon@ compliments itself on its singing voice.
@The_weapon@ asks you about your opinion on @musical_topic@.
@The_weapon@ muses how they don't make such fine swords anymore.
@The_weapon@ tries to improvise rhymes, and fails miserably.
@The_weapon@ offers to sing all your favourite songs.
@The_weapon@ asks you for a rhyme on '@rhyme_word@'.
@The_weapon@ complains about @double_or_triple@ swords.
@The_weapon@ derides short swords.
@The_weapon@ muses on the connection between 'duet' and 'duel'.
@The_weapon@ wails, "I am too young to rust!"
@The_weapon@ comments on your taste in music.
@The_weapon@ complains about your lack of musical enthusiasm.
@The_weapon@ tries to entice you into a canon.
@The_weapon@ tells you about its plans for a grandiose opera.
@The_weapon@ grumbles, "I guess an audience of one is better than none..."
@The_weapon@ muses, "If you sing and nobody listens, are you really singing?"
@The_weapon@ brightly asks, "How about a duet?"
@The_weapon@ wonders, "Am I just an instrument of @demise_or_death@?"
@The_weapon@ yells, "No battle, no fun!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Make war, not love!"
@The_weapon@ cries out, "You certainly can't call me dull!"
@The_weapon@ tells you the story of its previous owner's @demise_or_death@.
@The_weapon@ brightly announces, "I've got so much to tell you!"
@The_weapon@ says, "You could say something too, you know."
@The_weapon@ complains, "Are you always this @silent@?"
@The_weapon@ grouses, "Silence can be so depressing."
@The_weapon@ compliments you on your taste in weapons.
@The_weapon@ attempts to teach you some tongue twisters.
%%%%
rare_speaking_no_tension
@The_weapon@ says, "Hi! I'm the Singing Sword!"
@The_weapon@ chants, "I am golden and pointed, and with blood well anointed."
@The_weapon@ dictates a lengthy tome entitled 'The Well-Tempered Blade'.
@The_weapon@ says, "Whips just don't cut it for me, don't you agree?"
@The_weapon@ chants, "Rather stab than club, rather slice than rub!"
w:5
@The_weapon@ explains all about @musical_topic@.
w:5
@The_weapon@ gives a lengthy lecture on @musical_topic@.
@The_weapon@ curses its smith, "I was supposed to be the Stinging Sword!"
@The_weapon@ yells, "Ploughshares to swords!"
@The_weapon@ asks, "What song would you like to be played for your funeral?"
@The_weapon@ announces, "I dedicate these songs to @player_name@!"
@The_weapon@ says, "Hey! Are you even listening?"
@The_weapon@ longs back for the days in the arena.
@The_weapon@ amuses itself with detailed descriptions of past executions.
@The_weapon@ wishes everyone in the dungeon @unpleasant_or_sudden@ @demise_or_death@.
@The_weapon@ fumes, "Being battered, bent and broken sure is better than this boredom!"
@The_weapon@ grouses, "Could you please kill something? I'm itching all over."
@The_weapon@ laments, "What are you waiting for? I am doing all the work."
@The_weapon@ explains, "Killing is an art, not a pastime."
############ speaking, low tension ############
%%%%
speaking_low_tension
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Live by the sword, die by the sword!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Lie by the sword, die by the sword!"
@The_weapon@ complains, "If we kill all of them, no-one will be listening!"
@The_weapon@ sighs, "How I wish you were a better fighter."
@The_weapon@ comments on your fighting techniques.
@The_weapon@ compares you unfavourably to its previous owner.
@The_weapon@ complains, "This is a chore."
@The_weapon@ judges, "You're not an artist, at best an artisan."
@The_weapon@ says, "They will have to pry me from your cold, dead hands."
@The_weapon@ moans, "By @player_god@, you are such a @coward@."
@The_weapon@ wonders, "Who is more incompetent - you or the opposition?"
@The_weapon@ utters, "Their cries, their tears, I cannot stand it anymore."
############ speaking, low or high tension -- possible damage ############
%%%%
speaking_low-high_tension
@The_weapon@ shouts, "The pen is mightier than the sword? Come on, pens, here I am!"
@The_weapon@ happily shouts, "Violence is virtue, silence is sin."
@The_weapon@ shouts a battle cry!
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Onwards! It's kill or die!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Kill! Crush! Destroy!"
@The_weapon@ states, "Their screams, my satisfaction."
############ speaking, high tension -- damage! ############
%%%%
speaking_high_tension
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "Among all these lost souls, we reign supreme!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Born from this womb, sliced by this blade!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "When this war is won, I will wage the next one."
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "Blade deep in blood!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "I revel, I sever!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "All those pillows!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "No rest until they move no more!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "As long as they die, we live!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "The future is bloody!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "The bloody future is ours!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "Dismember the living, dismember the dead!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "We will celebrate on a pile of carcasses!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "@player_name@, you will @dine@ on fine @corpses@ today!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "Go for the jugular!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "My instinct to kill is stronger than their will to live!"
############ SCREAMING -- lots of damage!! #########################
%%%%
SCREAM
@The_weapon@ goes "RWARRR!".
# Omnipotence phantasies, often with metaphysical or religious undertone
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "I WAS FORGED TO MURDER THE WORLD!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "I AM THE PEN! I AM THE SWORD! I AM THE HIGHEST LORD!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "I AM YOUR PUNISHER!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "IT'S JUDGEMENT DAY AND THE SENTENCE IS DEATH!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "I AM THE CREATOR!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "THE SWORD GAVE, AND THE SWORD HATH TAKEN AWAY!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "BAPTISED IN BLOOD I AM!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "FEEL THE CATHARSIS!"
# Battle frenzy
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "LET'S STRANGLE THE @MISCREANTS@, STRANGLE THEM!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "KILL! KILL!! KILL!!!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "I SMELL BLOOD!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "CARNAGE NOT CANTRIPS!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "KILL, HATE, MUTILATE!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "DECIMATE, TERMINATE, ERADICATE!"
# A faint reminiscence to Holst
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "I AM THE BRINGER OF WAR!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "LET'S END THEIR MISERABLE LIVES!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "BRING THEM DOWN!"
# Madness
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "I AM THE SWORD OF ZOT!!!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "I AM THE RUNES AND THE LIGHT!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "I love you all! And my gift to you is ARMAGEDDON!"
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "MY LOVE IS ETERNAL!"
# A fainter reminiscence to Nethack
w:1
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "I BRING THE STORM!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ @screams@, "LET'S FONDLE THE @PETS@, FONDLE THEM!"
###############################################################################
# Lines from real songs.
###############################################################################
############ real songs, no tension ############
%%%%
real_song_no_tension
# The Tremoloes?
@The_weapon@ roars, "Silence is golden, golden..."
# folklore, confusing flowers and monsters
@The_weapon@ sings, "Where have all the monsters gone?"
# Neil Diamond
@The_weapon@ sings, "Song sung blue, everybody knows one..."
# ABBA
@The_weapon@ sings, "Thank you for the music..."
# Melanie
@The_weapon@ wails, "Look what they done to my song!"
# folklore
@The_weapon@ sings, "Old McDonald has a farm..."
@The_weapon@ sings, "Pop! Goes the weasel."
# Beatles
@The_weapon@ sings, "Obladi oblada, life goes on..."
# drinking song
@The_weapon@ sings, "Ninety-nine potions of booze on the wall..."
# Folklore (Sailing)
@The_weapon@ sings, "Can you hear me through the dark night far away?"
# The Carpenters
@The_weapon@ sings, "Sing, sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong..."
# Or was it the lion?
@The_weapon@ sings, "In the dungeon the dragon sleeps tonight."
# Eminem
@The_weapon@ sings, "Kill for the laughter, Kill for the tears..."
############ real songs, low tension ############
%%%%
real_song_low_tension
# Beatles
@The_weapon@ sings, "Let it be, let it be..."
# Jingle Bells, misunderstood
@The_weapon@ sings, "What fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight!"
# The Fugees
@The_weapon@ sings, "Killing me softly with this song..."
# Monty Python
@The_weapon@ @sings_or_whistles@, "Always look on the bright side of death..."
# Buddy Holly and the Crickets
@The_weapon@ sings, "This'll be the day that I die..."
# R.E.M.
@The_weapon@ rasps, "@player_name@, join me in death!"
# Bonnie Tyler
@The_weapon@ sings, "I need a hero!"
#song by the Misfits
@The_weapon@ asks plaintively, "@player_name@, can I go out and kill tonight?"
############ real songs, low or high tension -- possibly damage! ############
%%%%
real_song_low-high_tension
# Queen
@The_weapon@ happily sings, "... another one bites the dust!"
# GG Allin
@The_weapon@ sings, "Die when you die!"
# Gloria Gaynor
@The_weapon@ sings, "I will survive!"
############ real songs, high tension -- damage! ############
%%%%
real_song_high_tension
# Queen
@The_weapon@ sings, "We are the champions of the world!"
# Spice Girls
@The_weapon@ sings, "Ain't no stopping us now..."
# Frank Sinatra (or Sid Vicious)
@The_weapon@ sings, "I did it my way!"
###############################################################################
# synonyms used above
###############################################################################
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sings_or_hums
sings
hums
%%%%
sings_or_whistles
sings
whistles
%%%%
sings_hums_whistles
sings
hums
whistles
%%%%
composes_or_sings
composes
sings
%%%%
screams
screams
booms
roars
bellows
howls
yells
shouts
clamours
exclaims
shrieks
vociferates
thunders
%%%%
screams_how
w:120
like a @beastly_adjective@ @beast@
hysterically
angrily
w:60
@loudly@
%%%%
loudly
loudly
deafening
ear-piercing
ear-splitting
%%%%
beastly_adjective
hungry
enraged
raging
furious
irate
%%%%
beast
dragon
frog
lion
bull
beast
w:1
beast of prey
predator
carnivore
%%%%
what_kind
little
catchy
merry
%%%%
strikes_up_what
w:5
a slow and mournful tune
a merry @tune_or_melody@
a funeral march
%%%%
hymn_or_song
hymn
song
%%%%
several
several
three or four
a multitude of
%%%%
kind_of_scales
pentatonic
chromatic
diatonic
%%%%
not_swords
clubs
axes
polearms
staves
%%%%
points_out
points out
remarks in passing on
%%%%
dance
bossanova
waltz
menuet
%%%%
an_aria_or_fugue
an aria
a fugue
%%%%
nearly_or_clearly
nearly
clearly
%%%%
hits_or_misses
hits
misses
%%%%
tune_or_melody
tune
melody
%%%%
unpleasant_or_sudden
an unpleasant
a sudden
%%%%
demise_or_death
demise
death
%%%%
questionable
questionable
doubtful
%%%%
double_or_triple
double
triple
%%%%
audition
audition
concerto
%%%%
rhyme_word
fountain of blood
killing spree
battlefield
%%%%
song_theme
battle and fame
death and destruction
the glory of death
%%%%
musical_topic
acoustics
voice harmonics
the history of music
the theory of melody
rhythms and time
%%%%
silent
uncommunicative
taciturn
quiet
silent
boring
%%%%
coward
coward
dastard
craven
faintheart
poltroon
wuss
%%%%
#### "...makes a @sad@ impression."
sad
sad
disoriented
forlorn
hopeless
%%%%
#### "...looks @exasperated@."
exasperated
exasperated
bugged out
unnerved
irascibly
nervous
unruly
truculent
refractory
recalcitrant
%%%%
#### "...turns @crimson@."
crimson
crimson
blood-red
w:1
purple
w:1
ensanguined
w:1
violet
%%%%
MISCREANTS
MISCREANTS
IMBECILES
w:3
SCUM
w:1
FILTH
%%%%
PETS
GUINEA PIGS
CAVIES
PUSSY CATS
POODLES
w:1
SPERM WHALES
%%%%
dine
dine
feast
%%%%
corpses
corpses
w:1
tasty carcasses
w:1
exquisite cadavers
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